Court Upholds Conviction for Sex with Dead Deer
 
A Wisconsin state appeals court has upheld a man's conviction for having sex with a dead deer. The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if the animals are dead.

Hathaway, 21, pleaded no contest a year ago and was sentenced to probation that required him to be evaluated as a sex offender. In January, Douglas County Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci sentenced him to nine months for probation violations that included using alcohol and marijuana and having unapproved contact with a minor child.

Required to be evaluated as a sex offender? What the hell is there to evaluate? This dumb ass had sex with a dead deer, what exactly is it that Wisconsin officials want to evaluate? Get this wack job off the streets and chemically castrate him before he taints any more venison!