Today I’d like to give a shout out to Aretha Franklin. Aretha Franklin was recently crowned this years worst dressed celebrity by the animal rights wackos PETA. Her crime, wearing “yet another vulgar fur” at the Grammy Awards. This is significant because PETA’s “Worst Dressed” is a distinguished title I’ve been trying to achieve for a number of years with no success.
Here’s some of the classy comments that PETA freaks had for Franklin:
…“You look as though you were going to perform “I Am the Walrus” by the Beetles”
… “You might be a queen but you don’t know jack about compassion”
… “How ‘bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals?”
PETA, please take note: I wear a leather coat. I’ve been known to wear a coonskin cap. I’ve got a squirrel tail hanging from my truck antenna, the tail came from a dead squirrel that I killed myself. I killed 9 deer last year alone. To help turn the tide in my favor, I hereby vow to wear a bear skin coat to next years ATA and SHOT shows – that ought to get me noticed!